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Te cagó para bien

Había una vez una golondrina que empezo a emigrar demasiado tarde en invierno, y se estaba congelando mientras volaba.

Al final cayo a tierra, y ella creia estar ya acabada... pero entonces se le acerco una vaca que le soltó una plasta encima.

Bueno, la caca estaba bien calentita, asi que la golondrina se encontro mucho mejor y empezo a píar de satisfaccion. Pero un gato oyo a la golondrina, la sacó de la plasta, la limpió, y se la comió.

¿Quién la cago de verdad?

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Another girl, another planet-Blink-182

Aterriza en mi planeta.

I always flirt with death
I could kill, but I don't care about it
I can face your threats
Stand up tall and scream and shout about it

I think I'm on another world with you (with you)
I'm on another planet with you (with you)

You always get under my skin
I don't find it irritating
You always play to win
I don't need rehabilitating

I think I'm on another world with you (with you)
I'm on another planet with you (with you)

Another girl, another planet
Another girl, another planet

Space travel's in my blood
And there ain't nothing I can do about it
Long journeys wear me out but
oh god you know we won't live without it

I think I'm on another world with you (with you)
I'm on another planet with you (with you)

I think I'm on another world with you (with you)
I'm on another planet with you (with you)

Another girl is loving you now
Another planet, forever holding you down
Another planet

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